Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com)
Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of his most trusted supporter, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz while using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According to press secretary Josh Earnest, “This will prove once and for all that the President loves guns and hates Jews!”