Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

A spokesman for the US Secret Service unveiled a plot, supposedly by Tea Party activists, to kidnap President Barack Obama by using a trap-like device hidden at the White House. According to the spokesman, the Tea Party was going to keep the president hidden away until after the 2016 elections. The agent refused to release additional information, or his name, citing ‘need to know’ security. Since the service is ‘secret’ no other question could be answered for the press unless they guessed the right word.