John Prescott has declined the role of James Bond because he felt the role was 'a bit sexist' and 'lacked the scholasticated gravitas' he would naturally bring to any performance, despite the inevitability of any public ballot for the role means that fans will overwhelmingly vote for him, particularly the ladies.
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