In another momentous act of humility and grace, Pope Francis has confirmed that he will work 24/7 to enable the Lord to take a 2-week break from planet Earth. The one true God had earlier revealed that he was 'in the midst of a celestial crisis and tired of dealing with the puny sins of humankind'. He bemoaned not taking one day of annual leave since organising the welcome party for His Son into the Kingdom of Heaven.