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The Obama administration has given instructions to the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the Border Patrol, Customs, and the Department of Homeland Security to hold and arrest Santa Claus if he is seen entering the United States on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Additionally, an all points bulletin and arrest warrants have been issued by the F.B.I for Santa (alias Kris Kringle, alias St. Nick).

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