Posing for photographs outside a drive-thru wedding chapel with a small child of middle-eastern descent hugging his leg, a beaming Donald Trump-Fury told reporters: ‘As I have always said, sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. But these investments in love are ones I could put off no longer. So without further ado please let me introduce you to my son, Muhammad, and my darling husband, Mrs Trump-Fury!’
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