Wonders-of-the-World Headquarters, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)
A new list of the Seven Wonders of the World will be selected to replace the ancient ones long gone or forgotten. This will be done in a style where one third of the votes will be cast by a panel of scientists, politicians, doctors, architects, and historians.
One third of the vote will be cast by a group of celebrities (Simon Cowell, Jerry Springer, and Britney Spears). The other third of the vote will also be based on a voter call-in from a reality show to be broadcast on jointly on ABC (the United States), the CBC (Canada), and the BBC (Great Britain).