Poland-(satireworld.com)

Former Ukrainian concentration camp guard John Demjanjuk’s trial began today for murders committed while he served as a Waffen SS Nazi death camp guard in German occupied Russia. He was finally arrested for lying on a citizenship application and entering the US illegally immediately after the end of WWII. In early 2001 he was deported back to Europe to stand trial for war crimes after a lengthy immigration battle against sending him back to Germany.