New York City - (Satireworld)
Rock ‘n’ roller Jick Magger reveals to Satireworld reporters how he confided in the famous dead Beatle about his passionate weekend fling with famous Grassy Noel shooter Antonin Scalia, justice of the piss:
“One night at the Dakota Building apartment when Yoko was on the rag, comatose on quaaludes, John and I cracked open a case of Laphroaig….a patented Scottish mouthwash distilled from Highland piss.