Met Office issues sweaty bollocks warning | HumorFeed
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Meteorologist Jackson Spoon said: ‘The severe heat that has been affecting most of Southern Europe is slowly working its way up to the UK and with that comes the very real danger of testicular moisture. The streets of Southern Europe are literally awash with gonad sweat at the moment. High temperatures can lead to a huge amount discomfort for millions of vulnerable men. '

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