Central Pacific Ocean, (satireworld.com)

A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field resulting from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan.
A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt. He was floating on an overturned houseboat. The Coast Gurard summoned a nearby cutter which launched a small boat that eventually rescued the 48 year old man who said he was ‘washed out of a hotel bed’ by the tsunami and sucked out to sea during the worst calamity to hit Japan in over 200 years.