Check Please!
Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and apply for a simple permit and a universal Firearm ID card.

To keep the playing field level, anyone who wants to purchase a firearm has to get a “Firearms Acquisition Permit.” If you need ammunition, you have to get an “Ammunition Acquisition Permit.” When you want to go hunting, you have to get an “Annual Hunting Permit.”

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