A 44-year-old man from Kent who has spent the last 5 years building his dream home has told how he had his testicles held and gooch gently teased by the hand of Grand Designs presenter, Kevin McCloud.
'We were at that point in the programme where Kevin sits you down and delights in finding out how much you've spent,' said Colin Mahoney, the owner.
However, in a build that had gone way over budget and three years past its deadline, the self-builder seemed reluctant to disclose any financial details to the show's host. 'I knew it was coming so when he finally popped the question, I told him to piss off and stop being so bloody nosey!'
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