Like it or not, and the Pug Bus decidedly likes it, we live in the glorious dawn of the era of the alt-right: short-back-and-sides haircuts, Breitbart hoodies, Dr. Martens footwear, a rediscovered fondness for Nietzsche, a spike in the sales of German kitsch, and 89.5 million Google hits in a 0.43-second “alt-right” search.