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In recent years police crime reports show hipster on hipster crime has risen by almost 97%, with the number of 'scalpings' almost up by 70%. Scalping is a term used when a hipster takes a pair of scissors to another hipster and cuts off either their rivals man bun, or part of their beard.

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