The Pope has called for more people to pray as it aids God in making up his mind: 'He really has decision issues, but if he gets a vote of confidence from people it really helps'. When asked if Facebook 'shares' and 'likes' count. His Holiness replied: 'No. No they don't'.
God indecisive about most things
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