(SatireWorld.com)
The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to Wheaties (the cereal box currently features the Man U soccer team). Manufacturers at Dorking Mills intend to appeal the restrictions.