"Rebel Alliance President Trump will also refuse to call her 'General Leia,' especially since she got captured a bunch of times, and I only like people who don't get captured," asserted Trump. "Seriously, who lets Rosie O'Donnell's brother Jabba the Hutt take them prisoner?"
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