Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
President Barack Obama met in the Oval Office with a representative from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), a Mr. A Hamilton. The OPM representative introduced himself as the Attitude Adjustment Advisor (AAA) for the US government. When a federal employee leaves his current duty station a set of mandated AAA procedures must be followed prior to termination of employment. In your case Mr. President January 20, 2017 at 12:00 PM is your last day on the job.