New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

New New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who had already made a name for herself with her wild and outlandish accusations, claims, and actions, has admitted that Rita Repulsa, the sworn enemy of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, is her biological mother “Like most little girls, my mother is my hero. I have modeled my life after her and want to do and accomplish everything that she has done. I want to continue her work. People say that I look a lot like her when I get emotional, and I consider that to be a great compliment.”