Science Confirms Men and Women not the Same Under their Pants

“It seems you have a penis, sir,” confirms doctor.

Men and women around the world are discovering their bodies are different…in the strangest of places. Billions of men are reporting one form of genitalia and billions of women are reporting something quite the opposite – and these two (what seem to be) puzzle pieces are leaving everyone puzzled.

“I just never look down there,” admitted college student Robbie Fernandez. “I mean, why would I? But let me tell you, when I did, I was seriously freaked out. I thought, ‘THIS does not look normal’. I’m just lucky the doctor knew what it was.”

Robbie’s local physician, Dr. Ido Noh, had his suspicions but did not want to make any hasty judgments.

“When Mr. Fernandez came in and showed me, I have to say I wasn’t 100 percent certain. My first instinct was to call it a frontal tail, but after dusting off a very old and outdated medical book, I realized what we were dealing with.”

Robbie: Doc, you gotta see this! (Robbie said while dropping his drawers)

Dr. Noh: What the– I mean, not to worry, not to worry – it could very well be normal. I’ll be right back.

Dr. Noh: Good news, Robbie, you’re not going to die–you just have a penis.

Robbie: What does that mean?

Dr. Noh: In the past, it would have meant that you are a biological man but now, we’re not so sure.

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