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Charlie Rose Joins All Creepy News Network Charlie Rose made his debut on the recently launched All Creepy News Network yesterday, hosting a new weekly round-table discussion program titled "Time Out with Charlie Rose". Dedicated to 'Covering female issues from a male perspective', Rose and a panel comprised of Scott Baio, Anthony Weiner and Oliver Stone spent the program's inaugural episode exploring topics ranging from the #MeToo movement and ladies-only gyms to the pros and cons of tampons. "We're excited to have Charlie join the ACNN team," network President Patrick Shelton remarked. "Mr. Rose is a true legend and a consummate creep." Other shows being featured on ACNN include: "Bill O'Reilly: It's Called a Compliment, Sweetheart": Bill O'Reilly offers ladies candid evaluations of their appearances, with an emphasis on breasts. "Creepy Sportscenter": Hosts Brett Favre, Marshall Faulk and Harold Reynolds wrap up all the grunting, jiggling action of the day in "professional" female sports in five minutes or less. "Cooking with Cosby": Convicted sex criminal Bill Cosby instructs viewers on some of his favorite recipes, including Ativan-Rubbed Chicken and Klonopin Key Lime Pie. "Good Morning Sluts" featuring Matt Lauer: Disgraced former co-host of NBC's Today show Matt Lauer provides a rude awakening. Highlights of first episodes include an intern beauty pageant with special guest judge Ronnie the Limo Driver. |
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