WASHINGTON - President Trump on Wednesday lashed out over a critical NBC News report and is now calling for the complete destruction of all TV sets, fax machines, vacuum's, or any other "confusing technology" capable of broadcasting what he calls "fake news".
Trump had staff remove several TV sets and monitors which played content that offended him. "That one said something mean to me last week. Get it out of here!" shouted Trump as he drank a Capri Sun juice drink. He then stomped off to his room, slammed the door shut, and watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows.
"I don't like the free speech inside these black boxes. Get it out of here!"
Trump supporters across the country are throwing out TV sets and other "confusing technology" such as electric toothbrushes, exercise equipment, dialysis machines, and anything with printed text.