Lindsay Graham Rating Poorly at Shooting, Eating Things

Presidential hopeful Lindsey Graham continues to test poorly at both shooting and eating things in the run-up to the GOP primaries.

Graham, who is currently polling 15th in a crowded field of candidates for the Republican presidential nomination, did himself few favors this weekend when he failed to hit a 6 foot-tall wooden moose with a scoped hunting rifle from less than one hundred feet, then managed to eat less than half of a giant turkey leg during a campaign stop in the pivotal state of New Hampshire.

"I wasn't really that hungry," Graham remarked on the turkey leg debacle before trying to change the subject to Medicare reform.

According to a recent Gallup poll, 97% of likely Republican voters disapprove of Graham’s handling of firearms, while another 70% consider the Senator the most likely candidate to ask if something contains gluten.

"To be honest, it makes you wonder why he's still in the race," political analyst Scooter Hedges commented.

Meanwhile, in yet another blunder, Graham was reportedly witnessed slowing to avoid running over a squirrel while piloting a 1958 Edsel convertible in an antique car parade Sunday afternoon.