The whole world is stunned as passengers lose reception on mysterious elevator.
“One minute I was talking, the next minute it was silence. I don’t understand."
The bizarre phenomenon was first discovered by international business woman Sandy Plunk. " I stepped into the elevator while I was on the phone with my mom. As the doors shut, I heard a strange garbling sound followed by silence. I was like, 'Can you hear me?'"
"I was like, 'Can you hear me?'"
Famed psychic Gorge Yodlesmitt recounted a similar experience. " At first I felt nervous. Then confused. Then excited. Then afraid. I tried to call 911 but I still couldn't get a signal. I feared a trans-dimensional attack, so I smashed my phone. Then I was sad."
Authorities were notified. Police Chief Barley Sampee is urging citizens to remain in the their homes while "we figure out what the heck is going on."
MIT Professor Lance Krammer said "When the mayor called me, I thought it was a hoax. After months of study, I concluded that science is not yet advanced enough to explain what is happening. Perhaps in hundreds of years humanity may unlock the mystery."
"Perhaps in hundreds of years humanity may unlock the mystery."