BREAKING NEWS: Narcolepsy on the Ri–

–ise, according to new repor—-t

A———————study was released last week detailing a dramatic increase in the number of people who battle with narco—————————tics, wait, excuse me, narcolepsy.  I’m sure that plenty of people struggle with narcotics too.

According to the report, this affects regular people,

celebrit———ies,

——–former pre———

——–sidents (shhh, God can’t tell),

vice *nod* presidents,

new—————s anchors,

——————huh?  Oh, judges,

a——————ctors

and most of China apparently.

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