Your Aunt Becky Appointed First National Fake News Detector

In a surprising development that has left your sister Kelsey, your cousins Michael and Courtney, and millions of others shaking their collective heads, your Aunt Becky has been tapped as the country's first official National Chief News Inspector.

Your Aunt Becky, who in recent months has demonstrated her ability to recognize as real such news stories as Obama Bans Pledge of Allegiance in Schools and Medical Records Show Hillary Had 84 Abortions before passing them along to you and your entire family and everyone else she knows, called the news of her appointment "Unbelievable" after receiving an earlier edition of this article via email link several hours ago.

"Unbelievable! Guess who’s the new National Chief News Inspector?!" she emailed.

Your Aunt Becky then went on to share links to news stories headlined: Mexican Pot Found to Contain Chemical to Make White People Sterile and Tax Dollars Fund Free Psychiatric Therapy for Syrian Refugees, labeling each, respectively, 'Horrible!', and, 'Unbelievable!'.

According to spokesperson for the newly formed Department of Truth Tori Liggins, your Aunt Becky will be able to perform the duties of her new position as usual between her gardening and QVC shopping from the home your Uncle Tom left her in the divorce before moving with his new family to Malaysia in 1998.

"Applying her unique and discerning eye for veracity to her usual daily digital feed of articles supplied at random from friends and strangers mostly via Facebook, email and Twitter, your Aunt Becky will filter and redistribute the stories she finds most shocking and horrible yada yada yada, blah blah blah, the dumb bitch never reads this far down anyway... blah blah blah, fuck you, Aunt Becky."