WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Secret Service agents were baffled early this morning when they discovered several garbage bags strewn in the White House lawn facing Pennsylvania Avenue.
Upon reviewing CCTV video tapes, they found out who the culprit was: Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
Clickhole.com is reporting that the bags didn’t contain garbage. Rather, it contained Hillary’s wardrobe. Apparently, she has started to pack her belongings at her New York residence in preparation for her move into the White House.
National polls show that Clinton is on the way to a landslide victory in the November 8 U.S. presidential elections.
Clinton has been summoned by the Secret Service for questioning.