Fat Fuck Diagnosed with Genetic Disorder that Makes Him So Fucking Fat

Fat fuck Tommy "Two Tons" Touzinsky was diagnosed this week with a genetic disorder that is responsible for his humongous body's inability to regulate its weight.

Specifically, a faulty gene that encodes for the hormone leptin accounts for the 12 year-old's propensity for eating entire pantry fulls of food and still being hungry for more.

"I once saw Tommy eat an extra large pizza by himself on a field trip, so that doesn't surprise me at all," remarked Paul Montross, Touzinsky's former Bible Study leader. "That was disgusting. It literally made me sick."

Touzinsky's diagnosis not only proves that he is a certifiable mutant, but serves to corroborate scientific theories that most undesirable traits, from obesity to extreme faggery, are genetically inherited.

"So what?" one man countered. "Being ugly is also an inheritable thing, but it's not like we should all stop making fun of every butt-ugly bastard who comes walking down the street looking like he got burned in a fire."

Touzinsky's leptin-less ass last reportedly last seen blocking out the sun on Fairview Boulevard.