Yeah, spelling is going to be even a little more of a problem than usual, but c’est la vie. I admit I have no interest in the Dem debate. There, I said it. I was like, crap. I have to watch this shit? You see Tuesday is the new Wednesday in Flagstaff. Don’t read too deeply into that. No one knows what that means either. Then Cokie suggested I live blog the debate from Historic Brewing. I said, Trump is going to live Tweet stuff! Trump and Tweets and bars, oh my?! Let’s do this shit! You pour the suds and I’ll dip my quill in some poison. Hey, maybe you can put Poison on Pandora and we can make it a theme night! She drew the line at 80s hair bands and told me I had to leave by 9… a whole hour later than usual! What a pal. I googled c’est la vie for spelling but from here on in, it’s booze, trump and no editing. Say le veee! Let The Donald begin.
Yeah, my blood alcohol content may become a factor as time goes on, but I have been training for this my whole life. Okay, my tweets will be in real time, but I will post this at the end of the debate or whenever I’m thrown out of Historic. Whatever comes first. All systems are Bier bitte, Fraulien Cokie! Let’s make this happen!
First glitches.
- I forgot to bring cords and stuff, but i’m a professional dammnit, so I will make this happen!
- Although I have the latest Verizon Wireless 4G hotspot extravanza nothing happens when I click on CNN Live streaming, it doesn’t work.
- My phone died, honey, Sassy is still out.
- Shit, I have to Follow Donald Trump on Twitter to get his tweets! I got this. Breathe.
I am watching the live Tweet feed, right now, and nothing is happening. Okay, he’s complaining about the commercials.
The Daily Discord
@DailyDiscord 2 minutes agoGet rid of these commercials, Donald? What about our 1st amendment?
#DemDebate
Ok I admit, I had nothing really funny to say off the cuff like that, but I’m just warming up, people. Opposable IPA, Meine Schatze!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump 28 seconds ago“
@0Nonsense:@realDonaldTrump Good luck commenting on this snooze fest, I’m out.”
I can’t get the debate on CNN, you stupid bastard! OMG!! I planned my entire Tuesday around your reaction to these debates! …. I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU! Don’t Leave Me!!!!!
Well, read my opening paragraph, again. I guess The Donald and I have more in common than I thought. Peace out. My money was on getting bored and distracted or getting myself kicked out of this place. Kudos to The Donald. Perhaps his boldest move yet.
Well, let’s end with this…