"I always sleep with my tongue out of my mouth. It scares the home help every time." Fred Flunkee, Good Ole Boy

"Well, I'd rather be possessed than obese." Jessie Krufts, Fat Shamer

"The cat seems to be meowing in English. Hilarious. I bet they can't understand a word it's saying."

"On balance, I would say it is much less annoying than slow honking." Jessie Krufts, Scientist

"That should be an Olympic sport, done by people in jet packs obviously." Jimmy Popper, PE Teacher

"Yea! At last a dog relieving himself without the nasty emissions normally associated with that statement. Although I do hope somebody checks for what looks like a brown dead fish after he gets out." Jessie Krufts, Puppy Carer

"How tall is that Police Officer if that camera is her body cam?" Jessie Krufts, Shortist

"It's far too close to a hotdog, almost cannibalism." Kent Rugby, Catcher

"I prefer him playing a slacker with no goals and ambitions. Who is this LaBeouf?"

"That's probably why you never see a cat with a six pack." Kent Rugby, Motivator

"It's not Pick Of The POPs it's Pick Of The GOPS. Geddit?" Jessie Krufts, Local Radio DJ

"It makes a change from all those bear swipes cat to its death with paw videos."

"I need to get me some Thug Life sunglasses. Or a pretty bird." Jimmy Popper, Punches Above His Weight

"But how many Chinese people jumping together on it strong is the bridge? You call this reporting?" Jessie Krufts, Geographer

"The military uses for this are endless. Especially for crazy bald bad guys with cats." Jessie Krufts, James Bond Impersonator

"Ha ha that lid is broken or wasn't put on properly. I can't even open my dog proof dog food container." Fred Flunkee,Has Weak Fingers

We scour the web for the political humor videos so you don't have to. No tasteless junk here, just the good stuff. Laugh and enjoy this humor video gallery.

"That's why The Queen has to practice putting her crown on. If her eyes go like that she looks really funny." Harry Zonderblurb, Psychiatrist

"I said to one of the park attendants: 'Oh come on, a smile isn't going to kill you.' And so she eventually smiled and then clutches her chest and acted dead. That told me. Banksy 1 Jessie 0." Jessie Krufts, Cynic

"I just want to slip on some spandex trunks and go dancing with my new doggie friend." Kent Rugby, Hunkist