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Toyota Recalling 250,000 Owners in the United States

'We have notified these persons by registered mail,' said Dennis E. Hamlin, vice president and general counsel at Toyota North America. 'They will have five working days from the receipt of that notice to get their affairs in order. Of course, they are forbidden to operate any Toyota motor vehicles during that time.'

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Accurate Pisces February 2010 Horoscope

The problem with the accelerator in your new Toyota, that we forgot to mention last month because we didn't have the time, is set to cause problems. Jupiter is in charge of the recall, if you must drive it don't go above 2 mph until it is fixed.

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Michael Owen Signs for Manchester United Reserves

Owen, who struggled to break into the first team was snapped up by United's reserves at the 11th hour yesterday and is expected to make his debut against Hull City on Saturday.

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Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads

Streets and runways are being cleared of medical supplies to make room for the iPads, expected to arrive in early March. The UN will help distribute the product until mid-summer, when Jobs anticipates opening the first Apple store in Port-au-Prince.

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Nazis Dressed Their Dogs Too

Is this why Hitler liked dogs?...

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Tips on Keeping Your Job in a Sucky Economy

At the all time top of my list is the yellow legal pad, 8-1/2 x 11 will also do. Having one of these babies in your hand always works. The 'on the way to an important meeting look' has never failed me yet. I even take one of these pads to the can with me. Sometimes if I am leaving early, I take one pad and a 3 ring binder stuffed with shit with me to my car. This way,…

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The World's Voice of Reason

The Church of Scientology is to change it's name back to Church of Scientology, according to media sources.

The name change is to become effective from 13th March 2010, or what would have been the 99th birthday of L Ron Hubbard, the founder of the movement.

The name was last changed in 1987.

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A terrifying report released by U.S. television network ABC has revealed that millions of otherwise healthy people were left housebound on Sunday following a short outbreak of Oscar fever.

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Kiefer? I just met her!

Wear Your Cape

Forget everything you thought you knew about sentences.

News Mutiny

30 year-old killer whale Tilikum pled not guilty Wednsday to murder charges in connection with the horrifying death of Dawn Brancheau at Sea World Orlando two weeks ago.

The Satirical Political Report

And get a hit show on NBC, to boot.

Glossy News

Fox News, in its never ending search for more fuel to stoke its listener’s fires, has hired a crack team of psychologists, sociologists, media gurus and general psychopaths to help them find and exploit the ‘Rwanda Effect’.

CAP News

Census officials fear the country's dwarf and midget population numbers could come up short without a concerted effort to ensure these minorities are counted.

Postcards from the Pug Bus

Actor Corey Haim, 38, or actor Corey Feldman, 38, was pronounced dead at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, California, Wednesday morning.

All Day Coffee

Sorry Fax Machine. My Blackberry's a cyberbully

News Grift

One of German Chancellor Merkel’s closest advisers, speaking on the condition of anonymity, confirmed the lack of contact between President Obama’s hands and Merkel’s shoulders.


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Best Story of the Year


In a sign of the times, the winning story of the fifth annual HumorFeed Satire News Awards focused on excessive corporate bonuses and an institution that is 'too big to fail' - in this case, Christmas.

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Mouth-Guard and Sauce: Commercial Guys' Christmas
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A Great American Hero

Award-winning humor writer Greg Robillard has hit the bookshelves with his first full-length novel, and takes no prisoners in a story that is part political satire, part comic-book parody, and part celebrity tell-all.

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Misheard Lyrics

Personally, I never understood lyrics properly when I was actually young, never mind now. Apparently, I wasn't alone. Misheard Lyrics offers a delightful array of user-submitted videos illustrating just what people REALLY hear when they listen to popular songs.

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