Headlines - 04/23/2014
The Adobo Chronicles
Japan Offers To Buy Metro Manila For $57 Billion
Noting that Metro Manila’s traffic, infrastructure and housing problems can no longer be solved by the Philippines’ National Capital Region, Japan has offered to buy Metro Manila for $57 Billion.
The Japanese government, acting on a report by the Japan International Cooperation Agency (JICA), made the offer to Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada and Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay. By purchasing Metro Manila, Japan hopes to implement JICA’s “Dream Plan” to solve once and for all Metro Manila’s decades-old woes.
The Red Shtick
“Candy Crush”: Shameless Online Porn
The insidiously addicting and annoyingly popular online game “Candy Crush Saga” is essentially porn without all the societal stigma.
Killing for Fame
Tabloid's Serial Killer Themed Competition Condemned by Police! Readers Offered Chance to Win Myra Hindley's Grave-Robbed Body Parts for Naming Celebrity Most Likely to Be Murdered by a Serial Killer!
GOP Wages War on Obama, Earth
The battle of the Republican Party against President Barack Obama continues, with the latest reports showing that the party now has their sights on who they call a frequent collaborator with the President, the planet Earth.