The Army vs. Navy game, on the high seas.

Junkie swaps families, hilarity ensues

Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino recently stunned a Hollywood producer by pitching a movie that involves zombies joining forces with freed Gitmo detainees to wage a full scale attack on Washington, DC.

‘The scenes of the presenters looking like ELO's roadies were not editorially justified in the context of a family show pre-watershed’.

Britain's Top Spy was in a coma in hospital last night, according to Cabinet Office spokesperson.

The World Health Organization (WHO) has released a report showing that the United States leads the world in cocaine and marijuana abuse based on the percentage of the population that have used these drugs in their lifetime. This data can lead to only one shocking conclusion: America is losing the War on Drugs. In fact, Drugs is now taking a victory lap, pouring champagne all over itself, and inappropriately rubbing the champagne into its ample chest. It is sickening and Slantmouth refuses to let it continue. So, as a service to America and any foreign peoples who would like to wage a perpetually brutal war on an untenable enemy, we have enumerated a plan of attack to beat Drugs into a bloody pulp and use its battered corpse as a husband cushion.

Iqbal is keen to use his powerpoint skills for the Jihad.

The latest reason to go ogle Angelina Jolie on screen.

Cerebellum, Mississippi, resident Robby Pons laments a lifetime of "gross prejudice and folsom type-casting" connecting his jutting, grossly distended cerebral cortex with a presumed natural scientific genius.

Cindy celebrates America with a "Charge" offensive.

Men wearing all white clothing aggressively struck fuzzy, yellow balls with a sort of stringed racquets yesterday in what many are calling tennis.

Reportedly Knowles plans to feature her name in the corporation name changing the name to Bed Bath & Beyonce....plan to use the stores as a platform to launch new brands including an attractive storage line called, "Crazy In Love With Storage!"

Who says the telecommunications companies are home free?

American drivers nationwide gave a collective cuss of relief when the US Department of Transportation announced its approval for a building project that would add designated asshole lanes to all the nation’s freeways by 2010. 

So far this summer, the days have been a strange mix of warm 80 degree days and not so warm 68 degree days. While this might seem nice, it's far from what global warming has promised us.

At BBspot we think that everything could be improved with a bit of extra geekiness. In that vein, we've taken some common movie clichés and come up with geeky alternatives we'd like to see.

'Children as young as four can experience their very own pub brawl'