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Nazis Dressed Their Dogs Too

Is this why Hitler liked dogs?...

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Michael Owen Signs for Manchester United Reserves

Owen, who struggled to break into the first team was snapped up by United's reserves at the 11th hour yesterday and is expected to make his debut against Hull City on Saturday.

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Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads

Streets and runways are being cleared of medical supplies to make room for the iPads, expected to arrive in early March. The UN will help distribute the product until mid-summer, when Jobs anticipates opening the first Apple store in Port-au-Prince.

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Tips on Keeping Your Job in a Sucky Economy

At the all time top of my list is the yellow legal pad, 8-1/2 x 11 will also do. Having one of these babies in your hand always works. The 'on the way to an important meeting look' has never failed me yet. I even take one of these pads to the can with me. Sometimes if I am leaving early, I take one pad and a 3 ring binder stuffed with shit with me to my car. This way,…

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Toyota Recalling 250,000 Owners in the United States

'We have notified these persons by registered mail,' said Dennis E. Hamlin, vice president and general counsel at Toyota North America. 'They will have five working days from the receipt of that notice to get their affairs in order. Of course, they are forbidden to operate any Toyota motor vehicles during that time.'

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Accurate Pisces February 2010 Horoscope

The problem with the accelerator in your new Toyota, that we forgot to mention last month because we didn't have the time, is set to cause problems. Jupiter is in charge of the recall, if you must drive it don't go above 2 mph until it is fixed.

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Proponents of the new drug call it "the ultimate in birth control" and say it affords women the opportunity to determine if parenting is right for them.

DERF Magazine

...the potential court battle is seen as a big moment in legal history involving guardianship of diminutive metrosexuals.

Satire and Comment

To a Coy President, a poem by Robert S.Becker

The World's Voice of Reason

Adolf Hitler took an experimental early version of Viagra which once gave him an erection for 15 days, a new book claims.

The claims are based on formerly classified medical records from the journals of Theodor Morrell, Hitler's personal doctor, which say the dictator took 82 different sorts of medication.

Postcards from the Pug Bus

Danica Patrick, racing's most successful female driver, made history again yesterday by capturing another best-opposite-sex trophy.

TheSkunk.org

Two horse and buggy manufacturing executives made a trip to Capitol Hill on Friday, seeking government assistance for their flailing industry.

The Satirical Political Report

Who Dat Dere gonna mess with The Who?

Humorality.com

In the beginning nothing created the heavens and the earth. Now the nothing was dark and void; it was really nothing. But then there was something hovering right in the middle of it. How about that!

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(FUTURE NEWS: 24 August, 2352) - After a severe breakdown in international relations today, the planet's two only surviving people have declared the outbreak of World War V.


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Best Story of the Year


In a sign of the times, the winning story of the fifth annual HumorFeed Satire News Awards focused on excessive corporate bonuses and an institution that is 'too big to fail' - in this case, Christmas.

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A Great American Hero

Award-winning humor writer Greg Robillard has hit the bookshelves with his first full-length novel, and takes no prisoners in a story that is part political satire, part comic-book parody, and part celebrity tell-all.

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Misheard Lyrics

Personally, I never understood lyrics properly when I was actually young, never mind now. Apparently, I wasn't alone. Misheard Lyrics offers a delightful array of user-submitted videos illustrating just what people REALLY hear when they listen to popular songs.

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