Headlines - 07/29/2010

The Texas Cockroach

Local Teen Believes He Can Hook Up With Lindsay Lohan

The Texas Cockroach is a satirical newspaper from the mythical small town of LaCucaracha, Texas. In LaCucaracha, football is king, and citizens have a choice of 137 churches. The Texas Cockroach parodies the unique culture, lifestyle and politics found nowhere else but Texas. Pour yourself a tall glass of iced tea, sit back, and take a virtual stroll through the streets of LaCucaracha. God Bless Texas.

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Judge Rules Air Guitar "Not Real Music"

Air guitarists say they plan to appeal the ruling and say they have the support of their colleagues in the desk drummers and dashboard keyboardists associations.

News Mutiny

Gun Safety Tips for Real Americans

For instance - be sure to conceal your gun where your children would never find it - for instance in a shoe box on the top shelf of your closet with your porn.

New Zealand's missing sense of humor

It seems incredible, but New Zealand has actually voted to ban media outlets from using images of Parliament for satirical purposes.

The Dangerous Imagination of Jamie Malanowski

An exclusive interview with Playboy editor Jamie Malanowski, author of the recent satirical novel The Coup.

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Soup for 10/10/07

10/10/07 It was only a matter of time until Stephen Colbert wrote a book. And it promises to be just as good as the show (take that as you will, depending on your opinion of the show). The good folks at NPR have graciously reprinted - with permission, we assume - the introduction to Colbert's book. Click, visit, see how a master craftsman takes pen to paper. It is worth it, if only for the baby carrots.

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