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  Kidding, I want a competency evaluation for the entire republican establishment. Kidding, there is no longer a republican establishment. Kidding, it’s established but need not be. Let me start again: our VP candidate, Mike Pence, is apparently a huge Dick ….Cheney fan. Some of you may remember Cheney as the guy touting a 13% approval rating at…
Anxiety is on the rise in this country and all this extra cortisol in the air is starting to stress me out. After reading a recent New York Times article I realized someone who knows about politics and anxiety should cover this topic ….with jokes! This NYT piece, which used Google-search trends as evidence, suggests our country’s recent stress-spike…
by Roger Freed.Leaked Trump emails expose desperate, last ditch effort to throw the election. On the eve of the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, the notorious exposé website Wakileaks has released thousands of hacked emails from Donald Trump’s private server. The exact source of the email leak has not been officially ascertained, but it is suspected that they [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
While the Supreme Court mulls over legal ephemera, the real Brexit debate is to be re-visited by drunken relatives throughout the festive period. Emboldened by copious lashings of egg-nog, the UK’s unemployed Uncles have agreed to broach a variety of taboo subjects; ranging from immigration, the end of the British Raj and why women ‘shouldn’t be allowed’ to referee.
Watching a new film about an infamous assassination on its 53rd anniversary can’t be a light encounter of any kind for anybody, especially if the victim is the first person you ever voted for to be president of the United States.
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former scarecrow template. “And to win, every team needs a strong leader..."
Bruce stood on the stage of the auditorium drenched in sweat, silently waving with his fake ass smile plastered on while the crowd sat in silence horrified.
Townsfolk of tiny 1970s TV hamlet Trumpton have voted almost unanimously for a change of name in protest against the ‘despicable puppet’ Donald Trump. Mr Troop the Town Clerk said that the names now on the table include Savilleville and Harristown.
Reports that President Donald Trump (70) once read a book have dismayed his supporters and angered his aides. ‘I’m disgusted,’ said ex-steel worker Mitch Mitchell of Bethlehem, Pennsylvannia. ‘I thought the President was one of us and was going to drain the swamp of these book-reading dudes.’
Airbnb CEO Brian Chesky told the Discord today that his company is in direct negotiations with the White House. The most successful peer-to-peer home rental company is now trying to partner with government for what they are describing as some prime unoccupied real estate. “When we think Trump appointees, we envision a lot of space,” said Chesky, “so why not…
England and Man City forward Raheem Sterling has taken to social media to remind England fans that while he may well be totally shit at playing association football…he is actually a totally shit association footballer who can afford encrusted bathroom fixtures and still have enough cash left over to fill his drive with a fleet...
For the first time in the history of Disney Productions, the company is developing a new animated feature using familiar Disney characters for political satire.
I have a confession to make: I'm the man behind the Incredible Hulk. But I've gotten older and my angry shenanigans have become tiresome over the years.
As well as resembling Clattenburg, the duck's arse is thought to have a comparable level of football knowledge and ability to pay attention what the players around it are doing.
Tweet Tower—Despite attacks from the press, President Trump remained focused on the positives today, mainly, how many negatives he has accumulated in such a short period of time. When asked specifically about his promise to have more scandals than Obama in his first 30 days, Trump maintained how his administration is still on an unprecedented scandal pace (USP). “Obama had too…
May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a report from the Congressional Budget Office estimating that 24 million more people would end up uninsured under the Republicans’ proposed health care program, White House Press Secretary...
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
Compared to investment banking, my colleagues tell me acting is almost completely recession-proof. People will buy tickets to shows even if they don't have the money to buy them!
“Trumpcare did go up for a vote today and it overwhelmingly passed if you understand alternative mathmatics. Democrats and the lame stream media simply forget to carry the alternate one.” —Kellyanne Conway

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