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Walnutport, PA – Political newcomer and long-shot candidate for Pennsylvania’s 7th congressional district, Rona De Maritius (D-PA), on Tuesday, announced plans to introduce a controversial piece of legislation in the House, should she emerges victorious in next week’s midterm election.…Read more Long-Shot Candidate Proposes Four Ball Legislation to Counter Unfair Three Strikes Law ›
by Will Durst.It’s a hoary old chestnut, but this midterm election may really be the most important of our lifetime. It’s such a hoary old chestnut, the phrase should be roasting on an open fire right about ... Read moreThe Midterm InterventionSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.
What’s that word? Apathy? I was apathy, bro. No, wait, empathy. I was empathy. My bad ha!
by Jim Hightower.Latest right-wing atrocity would snuff out your Constitutional right to free speech and assembly by putting an exorbitant fee on public protests. Ideally, elections are about ideas. In our dark times of money-soaked, bitterly negative ... Read moreA Bawdyhouse of Bad Right-Wing Ideas, Including Big Fees on Public ProtestsSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.
In 2018 fascism is one of those terms thrust into the heart of the American scheissgeist and Albright’s book on the subject Fascism: A Warning offers a historical overview of when conditions turn toward such tyranny. She personalizes her own family’s account of fleeing Czechoslovakia to stay one step ahead of the Third Reich. Today, the Republicans…
NOTE FROM WALLACE: This is an absolute shocker! You will lose half your toupee with this one! From Wikipedia: Red hair (or ginger hair) occurs naturally in 1–2% of the human population. It occurs more frequently (2–6%) in people of…Read more When Exotic Wildlife Attacks… OMG! You’ll Never Guess! ›
by Jim Hightower.The Trump administration continues to lay siege on public assets. Donald Trump hates you. But don’t take it personally, he hates me, too — and all of us who constitute The Public. The billionaire’s antipathy ... Read morePulling a Con on the People by Attacking Public AssetsSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.
Lancaster, PA—Many are questioning the president’s use of the military to distribute alternative facts to several key districts in swing states ahead of the November midterm elections. The White House’s effort is a clear attempt to downplay the countless Trumpian missteps in favor of stressing the short-term and shortsighted economic benefits of gutting all of our environmental regulations…
In what many in the world of music are seeing as a surprise move, hard-rocking heavy metal supergroup, AC/DC, have announced their next release will be a concept album based on the lives of Scottish show business icons, The Krankies.

Speaking to Rolling Stone magazine guitarist Angus Young said: 'Fandabbydozy' is a modern-day rock opera, based on the amazing and controversial lifestyles of the hugely popular kid's TV comedy duo. A sort of Tommy for the 2000s, if you will.'
Washington, DC—Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is currently recovering from three broken ribs at George Washington University Hospital, but exactly how she sustained those injuries remains in question. Initially Justice Ginsburg stated she, “Fell down on the job”, literally, but rumors began circulating how she was only attempting to make a faulty workman’s comp claim. Later, while on copious…
Transport Secretary Chris Grayling stated openly in an interview with the BBC this afternoon: 'I really am so piss-poor at everything I do, so I really can’t understand why I haven’t been sacked from the cabinet. Heaven knows I’ve tried hard enough, but I’m still here. Why?'
by Jennifer Hollie Bowles.What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope November 2018, and the outlook for all those jerks you know, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe in you! ... Read moreHoroscopes for Jerks: November, 2018Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.
The following program is in a 24-hour feed from the woods behind a dormitory and is rated "NC" for nest cam.
White House Press Officer, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, has sensationally claimed that under-fire CNN hack, Jim Acosta, launched a frenzied sex attack on a young female intern after she tried to wrest the microphone from the newsman’s grasp during Wednesday night’s fraught press conference at The White House. Speaking to Breitbart News, Sanders said: “As soon...
Doctors always say things like "watch that cholesterol." They are unwarrantedly suspicious and overtly vigilante over an entire group. It's profiling!
1. Because he wants them to (vampires suffer from Oppositional Undeadfiance Disorder). 2. You need at least a 100 IQ to be turned, no exceptions (well, except Tom Cruise and Robert Pattinson). Vampires, as a rule, won’t turn children (so Trump’s 0 for 2). 3. No creature preternatural or otherwise would want to listen to Trump for…
Creating a family is one of the most vital steps in life for every man. It is easy when you have the right woman for that. But what if you don’t? Where to find her? Modern society lacks time for…Read more Finding A Great Woman Online: Is It Possible? ›
I plan to do great work today. Just as soon as I...check Instagram to see if that guy posted more dumb pictures of that thing he thinks is cool.
Brap brap! More funny cartoons from Up Chuck! Be sure to share ’em… It really helps our Google juice! — Wallace BUSINESS AS USUAL! The Donald finds himself with a tricky task… GOING TO WORK! Oh dear… What’s going on?!

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