Faced with a mountain of debt totaling more than $18 trillion, the United States is planning to auction off a large section of the Midwest, starting with the state of Nebraska.

Clayton, AL – These parts may be better known for the search of the almighty Sasquatch.  That journey will undoubtedly continue for years to come.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the corporate media in the United States urged Americans "to remember how wicked awesome and fun" going to war was when President George W. Bush invaded Iraq in 2003 with absolutely no plan for what to do afterward. For those unconvinced, spurious corporate journalists like everyone on Fox News and CNN's Wolf Blitzer spent the day fearmonging, and interviewed a slew of pro-war guests to convince Americans the Islamic State (ISIS) was so scary the United States must immediately send ground troops back to the Middle East.

HONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles) - Imagine a film set in paradise -- Hawaii -- where no Hawaiians, Asians or other Pacific Islanders live. That's the take-away from Columbia Pictures' new film, 'Aloha' opening next week in theaters nationwide. Directed by Cameron Crowe ('Jerry Maguire'), the film features a stellar cast that includes Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone,…

It was customary for random videos to surface when Osama Bin Laden was alive and in power.  They usually produced some veiled threat or updated us on Bin Laden’s love life.  In the end the message was always the same.  We’re going to kill you.

Let’s not ban the latest racist word and simply wait for the next one to come down the turnpike. Let’s seize control of the process and pick the next one ourselves.

Rick Santorum has launched a presidential exploratory committee that will attempt to discover a way to travel back in time to the year 1947.

The possiblity looms that the US Supreme Court will abolish the death penalty-Texas does not like it!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) -  Just last month, the State Department warned U.S. citizens of the risks of travel to the Philippines, in particular to the Sulu Archipelago, certain regions and cities of the island of Mindanao, and the southern Sulu Sea area. U.S. citizens should continue to defer non-essential travel due to the high…

Adding more shame to the beleaguered world governing body for soccer, an internal investigation has revealed that FIFA’s female executives regularly earn less than a quarter of the bribe money compared to their male counterparts.

Jeremy, Sunny, and Robert Rau talk about cerebral shrinkage, McKinney, Sea-go Seafood, and people whose only talent is crapping on other people's comedy.

SPOKANE, Washington (The Adobo Chronicles) -The alleged white woman who has  been posing as an African American today revealed that she was also part Native American and part Hawaiian. For nearly a decade, Rachel Dolezal, who heads the NAACP chapter in Spokane, Washington, has claimed to be African American. However, her parents, who appeared on…

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - If you're wondering why your favorite newspaper rack for The Washington Post is empty today, wonder no more. The country's leading print newspaper does not have a Wednesday edition. Yesterday, in the spirit of public service, newsroom staff of the Post participated in a taste test of the new Pizza Hut hot…

Jindal vetoed a chance to prove he still has a shred of decency when he struck down a provision prohibiting State Police from paying for his security detail during campaign events.

"It makes a change from all those bear swipes cat to its death with paw videos."

BILLUND, DENMARK (The Nil Admirari): LEGO Group announced today it will be transitioning from plastic building pieces to more sustainable broken glass building pieces. The company has relied on plastic since the late 1950s, but stated it will fully transition to broken glass building pieces in time for Christmas shopping this year.

Ever since the war to take down the Galactic Empire ended, Han Solo and his trusty co-pilot Chewbacca have been scrounging around for work.  Although there is finally a new Star Wars movie coming out, the Canadian military commissioned the two well respected pilots to test some planes similar to TIE fighters that were popular during that era.  

A 3-year-old boy is upset with diaper companies for setting what he calls unreasonable and unhealthy expectations of his peers' appearances.

Pomona, KS – Hollis Christopher Walden III is a genius.  No one knows exactly what his IQ is but let’s just say that he confounds even fellow Mensa members with his appalling brilliance.  

My marriage to my fugly beast of a wife is ruined, all because the Supreme Court ruled same-sex marriage is legal.