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An interview between the President of the United States, Donald Trump, and CBS anchor, John Dickerson, ended in a physical bloody confrontation today after the president repeatedly refused to say what he thought about his predecessor.

The unprecedented physical fight, seen on CBS, below, occurred after Trump was asked his views on the wiretaps allegedly authorised by Barack Obama on Trump and his team during the election.
It appears ESPN anchor Ed Werder has been asked to come in on a Saturday.  And, if you would believe it, he’s gonna have to come in on Sunday too.
Try as they might, North Korea hasn’t had much luck with their rocket launches lately. They’d like to impress their enemies by showing off the nation’s military might, but tests have so far been less than intimidating.
May 1st, is known as May Day, a celebration of workers rights across the globe.  But, did you know that May First is also “Loyalty Day” in the United States?
NEW YORK (AP) – With demand for new homes skyrocketing, the housing market that for so long favored the home buyer is rapidly falling apart, and most analysts say the blame lies squarely with America’s new President, Donald Trump.
Fans are always writing me with the same question: “Liza, I’ve always wanted to travel the world and live an adventurous life like you do on your blog, but how do I do it?”
Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial ownership of a limestone quarry, because it’s starting to look like bunker-digging time in America.
It’s Monday again, otherwise known as Xanax Day, and local lab specimen Ernie 13 is a rat reborn.
A senior Conservative has said Theresa May's new strong and stable government will be snazzy too, in an off the record briefing.

The 53 year old politician said that he had looked it all up on the internet and that the landslide conservative victory will also be 'ritzy', 'dressy', 'flashy' and 'trendy' in a responsible way.
Atheists and secular scientists around the world are pointing to the recent death of Joanie from Happy Days while Chachi continues to exist as further proof that there is no God.
Area man, Pat Myas, is a lover of all things Facebook, but his friends would never know it.
Low budget film director's use of Syrian conflict for filming war movie raises fears of unscrupulous film makers prolonging and agitating conflicts to produce cheap action footage. Astounding claims that World War Two extended by two years for benefit of Hollywood studios! Was Vietnam War staged by CBS?
Opinions polls, which only days before were telling the prime minister to "go to the country", only three days later are saying "don't do it," according to the latest poll in a Sunday paper.
The US Men's Soccer Team is looking to beef up its defensive strategy in preparations for the World Cup.
We want YOUR opinion- preferred way to fly: American Airlines, United Airlines Or North Korean Missile?
Kentuckian Jim Ballsinger–brother, son, lover, hootenanny coordinator–recently returned from his daily therapy session in seemingly high spirits. We think.
"You really think you deserve to destroy America after a test like that? My father and grandfather are rolling in their graves right now at the thought."
The news that Nigel Farage will not be standing in the general election has been greeted with dismay by voters who were looking forward to the opportunity to tell him to ‘do one’ yet again. ‘I’m really disappointed,’ said Ramsgate resident Fenton Barnes. ‘I was hoping he might stand in our constituency again so I...

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