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Claiming he is fulfilling his promise to make government more efficient, Donald Trump today signed an Executive Order he says will “kill two birds with one stone” by reinstating waterboarding.
The small, but loyal, group planned to march around Washington DC in support of men’s rights, Donald Trump and lower taxation on fedoras, however the group simply didn’t have the stamina to walk more than a short distance.
Knick and James spend a little bit of time talking about Star Wars. Then they spend a whole hell of a lot of time talking about the happiest place on earth, the humble rub-n-tug.
President Donald Trump claims he has already fulfilled one of the biggest promises he made during his presidential campaign: to revive manufacturing in the U.S.
Chick-fil-A has changed its policy regarding its locations not opening on Sundays, the national restaurant chain announced in a press conference earlier today.
Was George Michael Murdered by News Media Conspiracy to boost Christmas News Ratings? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Queen also on media 'Hit List'.
When the Magic School Bus Program was canceled due to budget cuts, Ms. Frizzle took the opportunity to retire.
Barack Obama’s eight year Presidency and all of his reforms and legislation were “fake news created by the liberal media elite,” President Donald Trump has said.

He declared that he does not need to repeal and replace Obamacare as it never actually existed. Anybody using the system to access affordable healthcare is therefore a criminal and could expect the “FULL WEIGHT OF THE LAW” to be used against them, President Trump later tweeted.
Indianapolis, IN—A semi-truck loaded with alternative facts slid off of route I-465 earlier today as a result of some slippery political conditions. The truck toppled and the trailer ripped open scattering endless conservative crapola all over the interstate. The incident caused two lane closures and may have triggered several nonsensical executive orders. The shipment of Alt-Facts was set to arrive at…
NYC – Motormouth propagandist Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s ministress of misinformation, said today that “alternative words” in the Bill of Rights “clearly permit..."
Time to economize, right? Donald found a way to cut costs of his already-porous wall. Still, we wonder: Who gets the contract to build this total waste of money? Business partners, son-in-law Jared, or by legitimate bids....
A theft at the White House leads to a major investigation of wrongdoing.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer used the majority of his daily briefing today to discuss findings that, once all are confirmed, Donald Trump's cabinet will have the largest penis size of any cabinet ever assembled in US history.
HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Americans know that President Donald Trump gets upset so easily, especially on things like news reports on the number of people who attended his inauguration, or the fact that he lost the popular vote in the last election to Hillary Clinton.  But nothing has upset him more…
Republicans have plans. Plans to replace Obamacare. So, so many plans to replace Obamacare. Plans that are better than Obamacare. Way, way, way better plans.
The National Football League announced it is eliminating its instant replay review system after concluding that the concept of incontrovertible video evidence is effectively “dead” during the current presidential administration.
Choose robot companion for president, as you inevitably prefer living in a blinged up White House adorned with gold droplets of dried Mexican tears.

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