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President Barack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts.
NEW YORK, NY - The notorious gang giant MS-13 experienced its worst stock drop in nearly 2 years. Experts speculate that investors are selling shares in the gang due the latest jobs report as well as recent rhetoric from Donald Trump's state of the union speech.
As a lifelong politician who has faithfully served Oklahoma from the state capitol to the US Congress and now as Governor these past 7 years, I'm nothing if not in tune with the prevalence of new trends. The Me-too movement, for example. #Time'sUp. I get it and am in full support. That being said, I'd like to present to you, my darling, this jumbo-size Ziploc bag of my own semen which I have been accumulating over these past six months.
WASHINGTON - Mounting media attention for Russia’s Status-6 torpedo, a so called “doomsday weapon”, has prompted Trump to announce plans to build a “death star”. The move is seen by many in Washington as “stupid”.
On Friday the White House announced that the President approved a classified napkin which Congressman Devin Nunes insists represents “entire minutes” of deep investigation.
Is Nigel Farage's call for second EU referendum part of cunning plan to save Brexit from Tory incompetence? Top journalist claims that by reversing decision to leave EU, Farage plans to start whole process afresh, on his terms! Former UKIP leader also allegedly behind collapse of old party to clear way for new hard line pro leave party to fight third referendum!
A long forgotten film, condemned on its release and thought lost for many years, 1968’s They Came From Beyond England has recently resurfaced on DVD. An appalling piece of racism in which equates immigration with alien invasion, it sees illegal immigrants from Africa and the Indian sub continent parachute into the Home Counties and take over a large swathe of Surrey.
Hollywood documentary maker outs himself as serial sex abuser, but alleged victims deny they were abused, accusing film maker of desperate bid for publicity on back of entertainment sex scandals!
Well, at least now we know why the Tories are so obsessed with internet pornography: they seem to spend a lot of their time looking at it. Well, allegedly,
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. They got the whole country to believe that Donald Trump was actually our President. In an incredibly organized and well-oiled spoof that involved thousands of participants at a cost of millions, the […]The post The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time appeared first on GlossyNews.com.
It's no wonder you stayed hidden from me all these years: you portray a real person better than anyone I've ever seen.
A cyclist from Exmouth who disappeared after riding into a pothole on the B3178 is still missing, Devon and Cornwall police have confirmed. Search and rescue teams have been scouring the pothole since first light in search of Jason Beesley, whose Durango 29 Sport has been found on a ledge about 50 feet down inside...
Crozet, VA—God has claimed responsibility for the derailment of a train carrying a number of republican congressman outside of the small town of Crozet, Virginia earlier today. God stated the attack was a response to last night’s State Of The Union address. His or Her Holiness told the U.S. press today, “Do not follow this…
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San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one another.
Downton Abbey, England – (satireworld.com)
A real-life royal birth is coming to the Crawley residence! Satireworld confirms that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, will visit the set of Downton Abbey on the day she’s supposed to deliver her royal baby.
The group, members of an Oslo church traveling together to visit Disney World, were all relieved of their international passports and conferred immediate American citizenship upon their arrival in Orlando.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - When President Donald Trump delivers his State of the Union Address (SOTU) tonight, there are two important things the American audience should know: 1. Tea Party Republican Congressman Paul Gosar says he has asked the Capitol police and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to check the immigration status of everyone…

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