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Loyal customers of Popeye’s Louisiana Kitchen are eager to find out how the fast-food chain’s new owners will completely ruin one of their favorite eateries.
The federal government should not be in the business of regulating the personal hygiene of those who inherit wealth, according to President Donald Trump.
Put on your "I survived 2016 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt, get yourself together, and start getting lucky in the new year.
Noting that the Earth is at the end of an interglacial period that has seen the creation of many major mountains, such as Mount Everest, named after the double glazing company, Mount Snowden, named after the contractor who spilled NSA information to WikiLeaks and Ysgyryd Fawr in Wales, named after Spit the Dog, scientists have questioned the value of Mountain Rescue teams.
Pokey is singlehandedly blowing up our comment threads again, which is actually a welcome change from the usual spam. As tradition dictates, most of his comments equate to the old rightwing bait-n-switch. Whether he realizes it or not, the right’s recent social media  two-step is an effort to quell the increasing cognitive dissonance and avoid the whole, ‘Oops, we kind of elected a…
“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” – Donald Trump Washington DC
‘So far I’ve been very diplomatic as President, the most diplomatic President ever. So diplomatic. But it’s time for me to cut loose and have some fun. I’ve got a lot to say about a lot of people and countries and I’m just gonna start letting it rip,’ said Trump.
"There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and statistics," Donald's only skill set. (Mark Twain and Benjamin Disraeli)
Live from The Oscars 2017: Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway announced the Best Picture from an envelope that said Best Actress on the front - he saw Emma Stone from La La Land so read out that the Best Picture was La La Land, but he should have had the envelope with the words Best Picture on the front and had he opened that it would have said Moonlight. This very mix up is set to be the subject of a new musical, the makers behind La La Land are believed to have said only minutes after their thanking for the Oscar they didn't get was brought to an abrupt halt.
The mistake was spotted and corrected with Moonlight named the real winner of the award, but the error made this year’s Academy Awards the most talked about of all time.
According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes committed in the United States with a firearm, 100% of those crimes had guns involved.
Firearms manufacturer Glock issued a massive recall today after a man trying to commit suicide with his 9mm handgun survived.
What Michelle needs to realize is that I’m not here to waste my time. But until she texts back, that's exactly what I'll be doing.
After an improbable leadership victory last season, the Premiership’s strugglers have chosen to part company with ‘the bearded wonder’. This is despite Corbyn having defied critics and bookies to take socialist ideas to the top of a league, a league usually dominated by ‘capitalist scum’ like Man City, Man Utd and George Osborne. Known as...
Yeah, this is an unscripted ghost investigation… and, boy, should we go with a script next time.  
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At his latest Florida rally, Trump called for all ‘honest, hard working Americans’ to rise up against any display of intelligence, saying that it was an ‘un-American way of thinking’.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced the move yesterday, acting on the wishes of President Donald Trump.

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