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The former Press Secretary has admitted that the nausea associated with being President Trump’s mouthpiece, did not prepare him for the full horror of a snog from James Corden. Despite once having Trump oozing out of every orifice, Mr. Spicer admitted that only Mr. Corden had made him feel as dirty as a North Korean...

Washington, DC—In an effort to stabilize a political ecosystem that many in Washington are calling “completely F-d up”, environmentalists released 47 stable republican politicians into Congress this week. Jake Green of the Capitol Re-Acclimation Project explains, “By releasing semi-coherent individuals into both the Senate and the House, the hope is that things might actually return to the baseline…

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.

Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com)

Happy' Ali Mohammed is without a doubt the 'Happiest Man in the Islamic World!'
Ali earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude about all things in life.

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba – (SatireWorld.com)

Government officials have readied the George Seros Media Center production studio and theater in anticipation of new arrivals from the US prison at Guantanamo Bay, which houses almost 400 terrorist suspects from around the globe.

Hipsters in a Haunted House features a trio of London hipsters who have ventured from the safety of gentrified Spitalfields for deepest, darkest ‘Mummerset’ en route to the Newton Abbot Beard Championships. Seeking shelter from a storm as they drive to the contest, they find themselves in a supposedly haunted house.

Anger as 'Sex Dungeon Shed' disqualified from local heat of 'Shed of the Year' contest. Investigation uncovers secrets of Britain's garden sheds as private prisons and sleazy photographic studios exposed as successful entrants in competition.

As Doctor Who fans rage over character's regeneration into a woman, former Who actor claims BBC tried to force him into sex change in 1970s. While gay fans claim gender change is homophobic plot to destroy gay icon, straight fans claim feminist plot to emasculate them.

Washington, DC – [satireworld.com]

Well, we’ve been keeping score here at Satire World and so far, even in the midst of the liberal media’s ire and often recurring truth twisting, the results are pretty impressive for Donald Trump the non politician.

Should sex robots looking like children be banned? Experts warn of potential perils posed by realistic sex bots, including sexual harassment by proxy. Should they only be playthings of wealthy sex offenders, or available to the masses to facilitate redistribution of sexual intercourse?

Indianapolis, IN – (satireworld.com)
Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently charged child molester Jared Fogel submitted by his defense team upon his sentencing. Fogel’s pending indictment of 2 counts of serial child molestation requires him to spend the minimum 15 plus years behind bars in a maximum security prison.

Haters and losers, folks, haters and losers. So many stupid people, ignoring the facts. Don't even remember I got rid of ISIS in my first 30 days.

Ryanair has come up with another clever way of making more money by deciding to charge passengers an extra fee for those who want to travel on an actual aircraft. After purchasing their tickets passengers will be given the option of a plane or no plane. CEO Michael O’Leary hopes most people will choose to...

The American Southwest—President Trump has ordered a review of over two dozen national monuments located all across the southwest. Many are calling the president’s attempt to rollback Obama-protected lands for the purpose of exploitation, despicable. President Trump told the press today to “Chillax, folks! There’s a lot of wood, water and minerals totally untapped out there in the dirt and, with new technologies, you…

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In New York this week, the president sought to right what he saw as a terrible wrong, namely that the United Nations had been thieving all of his money.

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The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences has nominated ex-President Barack Hussein Obama for a special Emmy for Outstanding Acting Performance for his 2016 (his last,thankfully) State of the Union Address. The speech, filmed before a joint session of Congress and broadcast nationwide in January, was an open microphone for the President to present his review of the previous year and his plan for the next. Judges said that this was a special Emmy and was not in the Movie or Miniseries or Reality TV categories.

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TV chef Nigella Lawson made a recent personal confession to the TV audience while on the popular Maury Povich show, claiming because of her breast size, she hasn't seen her feet in over 14 years.

Just looking at your faces, I know I’m going to end up the villain here. You want free health care for all and a tasty breakfast everyone can love, and the only thing standing in the way is me saying no. But someone has to be the adult here and say you can’t just do what you want regardless of nutrition or economics.