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Safford, AZ- (satireworld.com)

The Federal Bureau of Prisons has released information that Jared Fogle, former Subway spokesman, has written and recorded several songs while serving in prison. Fogle is currently incarcerated in Safford, Arizona and is serving a sentence for having child pornography and for engaging in illicit sexual contact with underage women.
A federal judge this week released a local man who had been on death row for fourteen years after new evidence came to light showing that he was at the beach the entire time during the week of the murder.
"At the risk of sounding nepotistic, there would be nobody more competent to serve at the UN than Ivanka, and nepotism would have nothing to do with it," the President remarked. "There would be absolutely no nepotism."
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Twitter account holders will soon have to say goodbye to their ‘retweets’ following a new bold move by the San Francisco-based social networking giant. First, Twitter suspended a network of suspected Twitter bots on Thursday that pushed pro-Saudi Arabia talking points about the disappearance of journalist…
Are feminist extremists out to demonise all single men as potential rapists? Tory politician makes extraordinary claim that men being forced to go gay or transgender in order to avoid anti-male persecution. Alleges that militant feminists plotting to have men treated like terror suspects.
Speaking of that Honduran caravan.

Here’s a question for you. It’s about that caravan heading thousands of miles t o storm our Southern border.
I’ll make it simple…. Where do they dump?
The Hondurans in the caravan, the 7,000 people walking north to America, where do they go to the bathroom?
How do they eat and sleep and store their clothes? How is it that after a week on the road they are clean and their hair and clothes are well kept?
Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com)
Jessica Simpson, the former bad luck charm for the Dallas Cowboys and it’s star crossed Ex-Quarterback Tony Romo, has been declared ‘out of shape and unable to perform’ since she’s ballooned to 250 pounds!
The White House Situation Room – (SatireWorld.com)

In a shocking breach of security emanating from deep in the administration, highly sensitive e-mails to the Surgeon General from the staff psychologist indicate that the Ex- President had become addicted to government sponsored snuff films!
Armed with little more than some borrowed tools, a few pieces of scrap metal, some spare wood and a single handgun between them, a plucky band of racist children began work on the stalled border wall outside of Brisbee, Arizona today.
An Illinois radio station is pulling Irving Berlin's Christmas classic "White Christmas," citing the tune's "anachronistic racial overtones".
Washington, DC - (satireworld.com)

A sense of dread spread through the ultra-liberal ranks of the Democratic Party within hours after an update on Supreme Court Justice Ruth Badder-Ginsburg’s latest health crisis in which surgeons at Walter Reed Hospital removed two cancerous growths from her left lung. The Supreme Court Justice has had two prior bouts with cancer that she had survived.
Collectively referring to the company as "Jewgle", the groups blame the purported prejudices of its employees for poor search result positioning of their websites as well as other discriminatory business practices they say limit their online profile.
House of Commons in chaos as Corbyn's 'Zombie Government' comment results in opposition MP firing shotgun at government benches, shouting 'shoot 'em in the head!' Rival parliamentary factions 'tool up' as Brexit debate turns violent!
In the midst of President Trump's declared emergency over a southern border wall, sleeper cells of Hispanic day laborers have reportedly begun activating throughout California's Central Valley to perform work in the state's agricultural industry.
Trump scientists announced a major breakthrough in Artificial Non-Intelligence today with the unveiling of the ZeepZop 2000, a highly unintelligent device with no practical function.
According to many who know fashion but not nearly as well as Olivia Jade, the world's collective sense of style has degenerated precipitously following Giannulli's self-imposed exile amidst the college admissions scandal enveloping her family.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) -  The Independent reports that a victim of clerical sex abuse has said Pope Francis told him God made him gay and his sexuality “does not matter”. Juan Carlos Cruz spoke privately with the pontiff last week about the abuse he suffered at the hands of a prominent Chilean priest. …
Alice Marie Johnson is back in hot water with authorities after an early morning raid of the recently pardoned great grandmother's residence in Memphis Sunday netted over $4 million worth of ecstasy pills.
The American multinational conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway made a surprising discovery this week when one of its accountants realized the company owned the entire state of New Hampshire.
Washington,DC (SatireWorld.com)

With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, Democratic supporters squeaked in a provision in the last moments before a vote that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one.

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