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Apparently these days people need to be warned that the past was different from the present. The TV schedules are full of shows with the premise of: 'Wasn't TV horrible in the past?' They are full of micro celebrity millennial types looking aghast at the terrible racism and sexism on display in the carefully chosen clips of seventies TV programmes they've just been shown...
Disheveled and rambling, a lame time traveler arrived nearly two years late today to warn the nation about the consequences of electing Donald Trump President.
Top Brexiteer switches sides following visitations from three ghosts with visions of Brexit past, present and future. Spectre of a far from Happy Brexmas with Santa being denied free movement to deliver presents, leads to cabinet minister embracing second referendum and 'No Brexit at All'.
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

According to Chrissy Teigen next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about two hundred and fifty dollars to make yourself feel vibrantly invigorated plus, get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to aging model Chrissy Teigen who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.
A dog belonging to political consultant Roger Stone was arrested outside his Ft. Lauderdale home brandishing a 9mm handgun in front of a crowd of children. It's arraignment is scheduled for Tuesday.
Increasingly frustrated with congress' inaction on his initiatives, President Trump ordered the National Guard to begin work on an eight-story cheeseburger.
Celery juice, as Instagrammers know, is full of miraculous surprises. I, for one, was surprised at how many solids I had while on my month-long green juice fast.
Pushing back against "PC thugs", President Trump vowed today that he would work to restore the rights of workers to harass one another in the workplace.
WASHINGTON, D.C, (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The vetting process for foreign nationals wishing to enter the U.S. has just become more stringent, thanks to Donald Trump. Yahoo News is reporting that the U.S. Department of State is now requiring applicants for tourist or immigrant visas to submit a list of their current and…
The Trump Administration gave endangered status to five species of White American Wage Earners today, replacing the Northern Gray Otter on The Endangered Species List. In a tandem move, the administration also eliminated every other animal and plant from the list.
(SatireWorld.com)
Divorces are never pretty, but this one got pretty ugly… literally. A Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely ugly baby girl.

Initially, Jian Feng, age 39, accused his wife Jian of infidelity, so sure that he could never father an unattractive child.
Fort Bragg, NC – (SatireWorld.com)

A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman later claimed to her OB-GYN that she had become pregnant while watching a 3-D porno movie in a public theater!
Addressing on Thursday the latest wave of sexual abuse scandals to have rocked the Catholic Church, Pope Francis vowed to keep the molestation of children by members of the clergy to a minimum going forward.
Blountstown, FL- (SatireWorld.com)
The small panhandle town that sparked a gold rush after nuggets were found strewn all over farmer Van Peebles farm, has apparently disappeared!
Any reference to the town, Van Peebles, gold, and aliens, have disappeared from Wikipedia, and attempts to pinpoint the town and Parker’s Creek on Google Map are fruitless.
City of Salisbury seeks to exploit novichok attacks to rebuild local economy. Local entrepreneurs set up 'Novichok Tours' and fake nerve agent attack experiences for tourists. New 'Novichok' perfume planned.
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
1978’s Chuck Norris action film “Good Guys Wear Black” will have a politically correct remake scheduled for release in two years as a holiday film. The new movie, titled “Good Guys Wear Black Fishnet Stockings,” is scheduled to being filming next summer in San Francisco, California.
Albany, New York - Governor's Mansion

"Hey New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo….Please repeat that America “was never that great.”
Can gender fluidity exist beyond the grave? Can spirits 'cross over' after they cross over? Man sues local medium after dead mother's spirit manifests itself – but in male form.
San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com)
California democrats have demanded that Donald Trump move the military and National Guard away from the borders and allow the invaders marching through Mexico to enter the country by Tuesday so that they can vote in the mid-term elections.

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