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The Obama Administration had requested that the Department of Education to add the “R” word to the list of banned words or phrases that will not be taught in schools. They are also seeking to have the word removed from all media and to have it automatically replaced with a series of punctuation symbols when used on the internet.
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A Chicago man has broken the world record for the number of years spent without bathing. Friends say he’s spent the last 60 years without taking a bath. After learning of the story, the Chicago Tribune recently published pictures of the 80 year old man who has lived in the Chicago south side his whole life.
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A computer bug may be in the frame behind the sudden, unexplained firing of Omarosa Manigault Newman, defunct White House Office of Public Liaison communications director, according to latest SatireWorld reports.
Reading can be fun, but for this local book club, realizing they were just there for the wine has really cut out a lot of the unnecessary talking.
Thanks for reading some of the recent social media and IT articles we’ve posted recently. Some of you will be aware that the Medium journal “IT Emperor” (why haven’t you joined Medium yet?), which is edited by One Tongue Johnny, is being phased out; and almost all the content is being placed on Glossy News, […]The post The End of IT Emperor, and a Turbo-Boost for Glossy News appeared first on
Hey Santa, could you spend a little time with me this year after coming down the chimney? You know, discuss Bitcoin valuations and eat some cookies.
British universities could soon be offering students the opportunity to take and pass a degree in their lunchbreak, no longer having to give up their current employment. And for those that can not pay the full the fees, they will have the option of settling the bill by washing up the dishes.
In this case levity is the mother of invention. Let’s give it shot with today’s important Fox headlines: Sanders: ‘Your mind is in the gutter’ if you think Trump’s tweet at Gillibrand was sexual! Fleischer: Media ‘letting down its professional guard’ because they don’t like Trump! Judge Pirro: I’m tired of the Clintons, powerful people…
In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a stunning event happened in a southern American state.
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The Anheuser-Busch corporation notified stockholders that a recent analysis of some Budweiser products showed a high percentage of horse meat in the company’s mascot and world-famous team of Clydesdales.
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Kate Upton just might go to a New Year’s Eve event with a Local Las Cruces man just because he asked nicely in a video he made with several of his friends and with the help of his lawn man Carlos.
Local resident and accountant, Barry Bishop, has been accused this week of lying about his severe gluten allergy. The incident took place at his neighbor’s Sunday night football party, where Barry was seen consuming large amounts of Bud Light and pepperoni pizza.
LaVar Ball, first of his glorious name, has borne a “heavy burden” for far too long, and may the Balls grant him the strength to carry it.
Does someone have a divine right to follow me? Do I have enemies? If I do have enemies, what is more important? My safety, or my (perfectly honorable and reasonable) desire not to mistakenly exclude a legitimate follower from my Twitter feed? Does something look suspicious about this account? If it does look suspicious, and […]The post Fake Followers on Twitter: Qs to Ask Yourself if You’re Shy of Hitting the Block Button appeared first on
I've had it. The picture of me in your "cool" MeUndies boxer briefs that you just sent to eleven different women really pushed me over the edge.
French networking sites, bloggers and newsgroups were abuzz with claims that Johnny Hallyday faked his own death in order to live anonymously. Alleged sightings of the singer are now flooding internet forums with claims that he was seen boarding an aeroplane to Argentina, others say Hallyday had grown a long white beard as a disguise and had even attended his own funeral.
With infallible regularity, each and every news cycle the rightwing alchemists transmute the obscene and the aberrant into mainstream gold. We may well be on the verge of another Nixon-style Saturday Night Massacre Saturday, but instead of the resignation speech to follow we’ll probably see a pre-Iraq-invasion like ‘next logical step.’ Fox News Alert: Most…
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
President Tonald Drump's approval rating rose to 91% in the latest poll released by the Pew Research Center, a new high since he took office in January.
NASA has long struggled to find a way to send men back to the moon without incurring high costs. President Trump has found a solution: miniature astronauts.

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