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Make America The Best celebrates the 50th anniversary of the release of Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, "2001: A Space Odyssey" with this re-imagining of the climactic scene featuring a rogue computer named DON.
SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Area man Larry Grendle really loves pouring on the ranch. Grendle, an HR consultant for an insurance agency, regularly sits alone at his desk eating iceberg lettuce salad drenched in a breathtaking amount of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.
Washington DC: (satireworld.com) House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) tweeted to her constituents that she now wholeheartedly supports the NRA! ‘After a lot of soul searching and discussions with my US House leadership team of 1st “Horse Holder” Representative Steny Hoyer (D-MD) and 2nd “Horse Holder” Representative James Clyburn (D-SC) we have concluded it is the right thing to do.’
Looking to beef up his team of attorneys, the president turned to the 6'7" wrestling superstar to take down the Mueller investigation. Or at least get it hung up on the ropes.
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Rudy Giuliani today told FOX News there is no reason President Trump would have to give up his presidency while serving time in prison.
National Park Service Bulletin – (SatireWorld.com)

The Department of the Interior has rolled out a big celebration today as they officiate the opening of America’s first new national park in almost 40 years. I
Hailed as a landmark achievement for the African American community, the pick nevertheless has some fans crying "foul".
London – (SatireWorld.com)

The United States Chicken Bureau said today that President Rump would be pushing hard during his upcoming state visit to sell Brits millions of fluoridated American chickens in a landmark trade deal.
Is latest Novichok attack further evidence that UK government being held to ransom by international crime syndicate? Or is Boris Johnson the criminal 'mastermind' behind plot to blackmail Prime Minister into implementing 'Hard Brexit'?
Officers of Norwegian Cruise Line Hapag-Lloyd released new information today on the fatal shooting of a polar bear on Svalbard Archipelago last week, revealing that the 600-pound all-white bear was in fact armed at the time of his death.
Lashing out at what he saw as a threat to national security, after being told of an unflattering comment about himself, President Donald Trump today revoked all security privileges for the Home Alone child star MacCauley Culkin, effective immediately.
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Kate Upton just might go to a senior prom with a random LA high schooler just because he asked nicely in a video he made with several of his friends and the help of his lawn man.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Democratic Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi of the Fruitcake, California district, who is constantly looking everywhere to attempt to make President Donald Trump look bad, has now decided that he should be impeached because “he likes large breasted women.”
In what is being seen as generally a foregone conclusion, sources in Washington agreed Tuesday that Attorney General Sessions is pretty much responsible for a recent hurricane, and Former FBI Director James Comey probably had a hand in it, too.
Transylvania,Romania – (satireworld.com)

The famous Dracula’s Castle, the Transylvania landmark once home of Vlad the Impaler and also known as Bran Castle, is up for sale in Romania. The sale price is estimated to be about $150 million in U.S. dollars.
While the castle has little indoor plumbing (except public bathrooms in the tourist areas), it does offer the following amenities:
Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com)
Iranian Ayatollah Smella Buttholla has demanded that, like Muhammad, no one is to take his picture or to draw/paint/sculpt a caricature or portrait of him. Buttholla feels that, to attempt to emulate the Isamic prophet, one must act like and be treated like the prophet.
Stockholm, Sweden – (satireworld.com)

Olympic and world champion (Speed skating and pole vault) Ivana Phuque and her sister-in-law Nastia Phuque (a five time Olympic medalist and world champion in gymnastics herself) have announced their intention to compete as a doubles team on the tennis tour. Ivana, who previously said that she would compete on the LPGA tour, said that she changed her mind when the opportunity to work side by side with her sister-in-law and best friend. “I love her and cannot wait to get down and dirty with her on the tennis tour.”
Scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab this week announced the historic discovery of a newspaper clipping on Mars, proving that intelligent life once inhabited the red planet. And also, that all life on earth is essentially toast.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Investigations have revealed that the Democratic Party has already been organizing and planning riots, looting, car burning, violence, mob action, protests, and crying in areas where the Republicans win races in the mid-term elections on Tuesday. George Soros and Oprah Winfrey have each pledged millions in funding to pay for the “spontaneous protests” that are being scheduled all around the country.
Suffering from extreme fatigue and a broken political system that pits two unappealing parties against each other in never-ending rounds of bickering, voters across the US ran to the polls in huge numbers today in a bid to be ruled by a king and queen.

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