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Nat New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com)
Miley Cyrus fans rejoice!
Hannah Montana’s recent lawsuit against Hannah Dakota (Fanning) has been settled in a most congenial and civilized way…A cat fight outside one of Hollywood’s trendiest nightclubs where either one of them cannot even venture into legally!
Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)
Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.
New Brunswick, NJ – (satireworld.com)
In the past, ex-Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been known to make huge sums in speaking fees, but Thursday’s reported payment for another excuse filled speech of ‘why I lost.’ Will she complain now about how she was short-changed? Perhaps her once golden crown has simply turned into another brass plating job.
Surrounded by a host of confusing messages and a lack of sensible leadership, Americans looked to the players and ownership group of the Sacramento Kings for spiritual and moral guidance.
For the first time since 1956, April 1 is Easter Sunday. For the first time since last year and every other year, April 1 is April Fool's Day. If you think Easter is too important for anyone to care that it isn't only Easter, you are being naive.

I have heard my son and nephews talking, and I will be on guard.Who knows what they are going try?
Broward County, Fl – (satireworld.com)
Leftist teenage activist David Hogg, who supports everything anti-conservative, publicly revealed today that four out of four colleges he applied to this past winter have turned him down for this fall starting semester citing various reasons.
New York, NY - (satireworld.com)

The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes!it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around the globe.”
Luz, Poland – (SatireWorld.com)
Wladasvil Galovinski was always the clown out for a laugh, and during secondary school at Luz's Red Guard Academy, Wlad would do devilish things to provoke teachers and to give merriment to his friends. In some respects Wlad never grew up and a recent wager between friends brought his life crashing down around him.
Was the Salisbury nerve agent attack which has left a former Russian spy and his daughter fighting for their lives actually a ‘false flag’ attack organised by the local council in an attempt to create publicity for the city? Council insider makes incredible claims as Boris Johnson prepares to penalise Russia for attack by mooning their London embassy.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Democratic attorneys general in several states said Tuesday they would bring legal action to stop the Trump administration from adding a question on citizenship to the next U.S. census, a question they said would lead to serious undercounts that could reverberate for years to come. The administration said late…
Thinking he was joining an Eastern European 13-day dream vacation tour group at the airport, Paul Manafort expressed surprise when told he was in the company of expelled Russian diplomats.
BIRMINGHAM (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement, the National Evangelical Alliance has decided to remove commandment number seven from the list of God’s top ten requirements. The commandment, which forbids fornicating with someone other than one’s own spouse, is expected to be absent in future editions of the King James Bible.
Looking to "connect with some of our more urban youth", Secretary of Education Betsy Devos welcomed a group of students from Chicago's John Brown Middle School aboard her yacht today for an afternoon fishing excursion.
After a tumultuous year working with General HR McMaster as National Security Advisor, President Trump announced he would be replacing him with TV personality and tactician HR Pufnstuf. Let’s see how they compare.
Satireworld.com
Satire World’s anti-gun photo-of-the-day just for those George Seros inspired snowflakes so emotionally offended by law abiding firearm owners having personal firearms .
HARRISBURG, Pa – (SatireWorld.com)
A Philadelphia traffic court judge was removed from office by a judicial ethics panel after showing a female court clerk cellphone photos of his genitals.
Calls for American left to assert Second Amendment rights and arm themselves in order to force through gun control at gun point. Only armed left-wing militias can protect citizens' Constitutional rights from threat posed by right wing crazies, argue leftist leaders.
It isn't just celebrities we should be wary of idolising and placing on pedestals. Those individuals lionised by the popular press as 'heroes' in the wake of some disaster or terror attack are equally suspect. Just he other week, I was reading how that homeless guy hailed as a hero for supposedly helping victims in
Charity shops besieged by pensioners seeking to exchange sex for second hand goods in wake of Oxfam sex for aid scandal. New charitable donors horrified to discover their money isn't financing import of foreign sex workers for their use.

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