"Try a bit of Elvis Presley next time, I used to scream at him when I was their age." Fred Flunkee, Hoola Hooper

"If you can't buy ice cream from a stranger who can you buy it from?" Jessie Krufts, Stranger

"That's why The Queen has to practice putting her crown on. If her eyes go like that she looks really funny." Harry Zonderblurb, Psychiatrist

"That's probably why you never see a cat with a six pack." Kent Rugby, Motivator

"On balance, I would say it is much less annoying than slow honking." Jessie Krufts, Scientist

"Didn't they do that to some guy on The Sopranos once?" Jimmy Popper, Satire Critic

"Yes, he's got the bear 'boingy' movement down pat. Kudos." Jessie Krufts, PE Teacher

"That's the hairiest guy I've ever seen in a swimming pool, and I've been using public swimming pools all my life." Harry Zonderblurb, Butcher

"It makes a change from all those bear swipes cat to its death with paw videos."

"Yea! At last a dog relieving himself without the nasty emissions normally associated with that statement. Although I do hope somebody checks for what looks like a brown dead fish after he gets out." Jessie Krufts, Puppy Carer

"If they do an easier course for me on my mobility scooter count me in."

"I've trained my dogs to run when they hear violins playing too. Can't be too careful these days."

"Yea, the bear hasn't quite got the thumbs up thing down yet huh?"

"Hmmm. That sounds horribly like pigs in blankets and we all know how that turned out."

"Librarian, I would like to read A Tale Of Two Kitties, Phnarf."

"Good wrist strength in the crowd too. It must be all that air guitar."

"Behind every successful catching man is a good woman there to take the bottle of beer out of his hand before he does it. Yeee hargh!" Jessie Krufts, Red Neck

"When he takes that white vest off he'll have a white shaped vest shape on his tanned body. Phnarf."

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"I prefer him playing a slacker with no goals and ambitions. Who is this LaBeouf?"