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MPs of all parties have stated their ‘disappointment’ that the EU roaming charge decision hadn’t been made before the Article 50 vote. ‘If I’d known that roaming charges would be stopped I might have voted against the government,’ said Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, stating he often phoned ‘someone in Europe – or Russia, whatever’. Conservative...
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the United States now has a brand-new Constitution. “It’s a ‘repeal-and-replace’ thing,” said Trump at the signing, “but without all the hassle of getting my Congress to rubber-stamp it."
A local man says that he’s getting restless due to the pending end to the 2016-2017 football season.
Cartoonist’s Comment: Sophisticated men know how to wear a suit: Jackets always remain buttoned unless seated, tie tips touch the waistband. Donald believes that, like his politics, ethics and morality, he can do what he wants.
Legitimate sporting challenge or misogynistic titillation? TV executive defends ‘Extreme Breast Feeding’, a newly televised ‘extreme sport’ against charges of sexism and objectification of women.
Just because someone voted for President Donald Trump, it does not mean that person is hateful and close-minded, insists a woman who claims every Muslim is hell-bent on killing the rest of humanity.
A first-time mother would like her Facebook friends to stop filling her feed with posts indicating she chose to have a child on the eve of America unraveling into a dystopian nightmare.
The Dandy Goat, which has published more than 800 articles since its launch in June of 2013, has died following the institutionalization of its founder and publisher, Franklin J. Dubbles.
Just days after offering to sell the Statue of Liberty to Canada, Trump has said he will use the funds raised to build the biggest ladder ever conceived.
Seven ways our left-wing fellow citizens aren't that different from you or me, the Trump-supporting majority.
Savers have been applauding the government’s decision to guarantee a further £10,000 per saving account, up to a maximum of £85,000 per account, as a result in the fall of the Pound to the Euro. “For years we’ve been sailing close to the wind,” said Tom Edmunds today, claiming he’d stopped depositing in his bank...
Tweet Tower—President Donald J Trump has signed a bill officially separating the GOP from any and all connection to this reality. Many on the right are calling this move Earthxit. Republicans argue this will not change how they govern as they maintain they’ve been successfully ignoring reality since early 2002. Kellyanne Conway explains, “An alternate reality…
As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now the 45th President of the United States. It’s mind-boggling. Like making John Goodman the cover model for this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Cartoonist's Comment: Donald's problem is not a lie. The question becomes, can he be trusted? Donald repeatedly compromises his credibility and goes back many years. We expect politician to lie. Donald set a new standard: he always lies and is never untrustworthy. This is dangerous in finance, trade and diplomacy. (Forget about wife Melania.)
ARIES Mar 20 - Apr 19
Star-crossed lovers are set to bring a Shakespearean twist to your love life this month, beware window ledges or porches in all of their forms - and hats with feathers in them.

A wise decision you made last month is set to pay dividends. This could be a fractionally lower cholesterol reading after eating all that fresh fish, or it might be that purchase of tech shares that rose sharply last month. Whatever good is about to unfold it is well deserved and you should enjoy it to its fullest extent possibly to the n'th degree or at least the f'th degree.

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Millions of votes were cast unlawfully in last year’s presidential election just in the state of Delusiana, according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Upstart Islamic State has managed to secure this year’s most talented recruiting class, thanks in large part to President Donald Trump, according to ESPN.
However it plays out, someone will target you, steal from you, and leave you angrier than you’ve ever felt in your life.

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