Star-crossed lovers are set to bring a Shakespearean twist to your love life this month, beware window ledges or porches in all of their forms - and hats with feathers in them.
A wise decision you made last month is set to pay dividends. This could be a fractionally lower cholesterol reading after eating all that fresh fish, or it might be that purchase of tech shares that rose sharply last month. Whatever good is about to unfold it is well deserved and you should enjoy it to its fullest extent possibly to the n'th degree or at least the f'th degree.
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