"Yeah, pelican's have a mind of their own. Like pointy beaked cats." Jessie Krufts, Zoologist

"I estimate that the popcorn would have cost over $50,000 at cinema prices. These Youtubers are being paid too much." Jimmy Popper, Accountant

"Ten out of ten for purr-severance. Geddit?" Jimmy Popper, Puns Correspondent, CNN

"I had never considered tickling tigers from behind as a method of attack. Well, there's no Don't Try This At Home notice so it must be safe." Jimmy Popper, Safety Officer

"Yay! They could do that twice a day if Dad was a postman." Jessie Krufts, Doesn't Get Out Much

"I studied at Trump University and I give it A++. No. I'm joking. I didn't." Jessie Krufts, Lawyer

"In all fairness they've probably removed the panther's teeth, but it would made a nasty sucky gum mark."

"They found THE American Diner in Russia? Can you even be polite in a Russian accent? Especially when there's a reporter there with such awful puns and not enough vodka."

"Water melons have a far cuter butt than zebras in this reviewers opinion." Kent Rugby, Healthy Man

"That is one devious dog owner. Sounds like a foreigner. Don't let him in the country." Jessie Krufts, Donald Trump Voter

"Ew! Naked yoga!" Fred Flunkee, Old Timer

"I love watching people with hairy faces laugh." Fred Flunkee, Hirsute Fan

"The most likely explanation is that Michelle Obama invented a time machine went forward in time and copied Melania's speech." Jessie Krufts, Republican Campaigner

"If I was Darth Vader I would have a man coming up behind me to pick up my poop too."

"Put the bowl on your head, little man, and do a little dance. Don't just sit there!!!" Jessie Krufts, Circus Trainer

"If I did that my bedtime coco would go everywhere. I suppose I could put it down but there doesn't seem to be a cabinet or anything and I don't like putting it on the floor because I'd then kick it over in the night. Hmmm." Jessie Krufts, Coco Supperer

"You know me I'm all for shirtless dancing, but completely naked? It's a step too far." Kent Rugby, Dancer

"It looks pretty easy being green to this reviewer. 2 out of 10." Fred Flunkee, Gold Prospector

"Ew. That's like an off color Barney. 3/10." Jessie Krufts, Childrens TV Presenter

"Skyfall could be a poignant follow up video with the dog waiting for the thrown stick to fall from the sky for him to catch in the park. Slightly misty I'm thinking, lady dog watching on with her tongue out. By jingo this could work." Jimmy Popper, Music Video Ideas Man From The 1980s