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The retail and tech giant Amazon is seeking to disrupt healthcare in America by offering its own competitive healthcare options. Amazon is teaming up with Berkshire Hathaway and JP Morgan to take a giant slice out of the multi trillion dollar industry. The news immediately caused healthcare stocks to fall.
After viewing several hours of curling, an irritated President Trump called staff members to the White House, saying he wanted an Olympic gold medal sent over Monday morning in honor of his victory in the 2016 US Presidential election.
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It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area.
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An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for US Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and said he thought such a holiday was not only a good idea, but a great idea that will be sure to catch on nationally.
DAVAO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Davao Bureau) - Elcias Bugsad, the Davao City taxi driver who speaks and sounds like Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte just landed a new job. He will be the Filipino-version of Apple’s iPhone Siri. Apple has long been searching for an appropriate person to be the local voice behind the iPhone…
Vegan restaurants all around the world have begun to offer something for free that’s already been on many menus since the inception of meat-free, egg-free, dairy-free, taste-free dining: pure, unadulterated judgment.
TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) - Egos are aplenty in American — north and south of the U.S.-Canada border. In the U.S., Trump is building a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border and limiting legal immigration to the land of the free, home of the brave. In Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is considering proposing…
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Researchers who have been investigating the strange phenomena supposedly occurring in the Bermuda Triangle are now turning their attention to the mysterious Obama Triangle.
President Trump called on the Pentagon to organize a parade in Washington DC later this year. "I want this parade to be the biggest ever. The biggest, most fabulous," the President said.
TOTONTO, Canada  (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) - The Canadian government has ordered a review of the purchase of  Bell 412 EPI by the Philippine government amid concerns that it will be used against local insurgents. In response, the Philippine Department of Defense that it will purchase the combat helicopters elsewhere should Canada cancel the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Americans have seen the last of Presidents’ Day. There will be none this year. Donald Trump has issued an Executive Order renaming the federal holiday as ‘Ex-Presidents’ Day.’ For many decades, the national holiday was observed to honor all past presidents of the U.S.  including the very…
London – ( – Police on the trail of £30 millionsworth of jewelry from the Hatton Garden heist have issued artist’s impressions of several engagement sparklers suspected of being fenced into eager royal hands.
Punxsutawney PA:
Punxsutawney Phil is a fabled groundhog living in Punxsutawney PA. On February 2 (USA Groundhog Day) each year, the town of Punxsutawney celebrates this legendary groundhog with a festive atmosphere of music, food and drink. During the traditional ceremony, which begins before the winter sunrise, Phil emerges from his temporary home on Gobbler’s Knob, located about two miles from town.
Fans of the Philadelphia Eagles filled the streets of their city to celebrate the team's Superbowl victory last night by burning down the hall where the Declaration of Independence was signed.
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Maryland State Police (MSP) officials are asking the public to help identify an approximately 25 year old male caught trying to grope a woman, while she was jogging on a local wooded path. Photos of the suspect will be posted via smart phones, the internet and local TV channels
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President Barack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts.
NEW YORK, NY - The notorious gang giant MS-13 experienced its worst stock drop in nearly 2 years. Experts speculate that investors are selling shares in the gang due the latest jobs report as well as recent rhetoric from Donald Trump's state of the union speech.
As a lifelong politician who has faithfully served Oklahoma from the state capitol to the US Congress and now as Governor these past 7 years, I'm nothing if not in tune with the prevalence of new trends. The Me-too movement, for example. #Time'sUp. I get it and am in full support. That being said, I'd like to present to you, my darling, this jumbo-size Ziploc bag of my own semen which I have been accumulating over these past six months.
WASHINGTON - Mounting media attention for Russia’s Status-6 torpedo, a so called “doomsday weapon”, has prompted Trump to announce plans to build a “death star”. The move is seen by many in Washington as “stupid”.

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