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NFL ratings are still falling. And if you thought the league didn’t care, you were dead wrong. There is so much to consider in the game of football than the sports betting odds for this season. And chief amongst these considerations is the manner in which the game of football is viewed. You wouldn’t expect the […]
Pains me to admit it, but I was wrong about this President! Donald Trump has shown a steady, unswerving leadership not seen in our political landscape for a long, long time. Fine, I agreed to a lobotomy while I still have health insurance, or as I’m quoted on my discharge summary, “Go big, or go pancakes!” The nurse…
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
President Donald Trump’s superior negotiating skills would’ve spared the alleged son of God from a horrifying death on the cross 2,000 years ago, according to the president.
Trump argued that, as president, he has the right to block accounts that reply to his tweets with "mean" comments in order to protect the American people.
White House Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders vehemently offered a colorful and wholehearted maternal defense of President Donald Trump from the media's pointed questions at a recent press briefing.
There's a hidden message in President Donald Trump's tweets, and if action isn't taken soon, his life might be in danger, according to several code and cipher experts.
People sometimes ask me why the NRA hasn't said anything about Philando Castile. And my answer every time is, "Philando who?"
Fountain Hills, Arizona -(
The ex-Maricopa County sheriff is reported to be first in line for the $500,000 per annum position of keeping Mexicans out of the USA. At 85-years old the Fountain Hills maverick veteran lawman is also bookies’ 5/4 favorite for the controversial Trump Mexican border wall enforcement appointment due to a slew of some pretty impressive CV credentials.
You join me, here, in a garage in Washington DC.

It's 3am and I am about to meet with Deeper Throat, the name given to my source on the growing scandal of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

DT arrived promptly like he was a senior government official. He had a nice suit on. Nice shoes, too. I asked him, what can you tell me?
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) is calling for using food stamp recipients and Planned Parenthood workers to help build President Trump’s southern border wall, the Washington Examiner reported Wednesday. Food stamp recipients would become part of the foundation of the wall, while Planned Parenthood workers, including doctors who provide abortions, would be part of the labor […]
Homophobic Tell #2: Your cat tries scratching your eyes out whenever Modern Family is on. Uh-oh, it looks like Mr. Whiskers needs some tough love.
The farewell handshake between President Trump and his French counterpart Emmanuel Macron has entered its third day with no signs of either man relinquishing their grip. The handshake began on the Champs-Elysees on Friday after Trump attended Bastille Day celebrations with President Macron. ‘I’ve never seen anything like it’ says Le Monde’s Hubert Virenque. ‘At...
Washington, D.C.—The White House is downplaying a fire that started earlier today in Chief Strategist Steve Bannon’s office, or, more specifically, his liquor drawer. The fire occurred as Mr. Bannon was trying to recreate the Flaming Moe, a fictional drink of Simpsons’ fame. The flames quickly spread from the liquor drawer to one of President Trump’s auxiliary hair…
Donald Trump derided Barack Obama during his campaign for using Executive Orders, but he has now become addicted to the handy shortcut. Donald J Trump has many tools at his disposal. Both Houses of Congress. The support of rural America. Friends in high places. His family. A supermodel. Twitter. Fox News. The Russian Federation.
WASHINGTON - ( President Donald Trump announced on Saturday that baseball great Ty Cobb would immediately serve as special counsel at the White House in response to ridiculous claims of Trump Russian involvement in the 2016 election.
According to the Academic Scientists Society of America, there are ten scientifically proven ways to tell if you are a big fat dummy.
Romper!, a western grey kangaroo, was elected Prime Minister of Australia last night in the latest of a series of stunning right-wing political upsets to rock the Western World.
We’re facing an ‘epidemic’ of loneliness, apparently. It’s all to do with more and more people living on their own and the socially isolating effects of modern technology and communication. Actual, face-to-face human interactions are on the decline. Personally, I think that it is all a load of bollocks.

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